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    Betelgeuse?




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    "Your cholesterol, fatty"
    He drove the desert, fired his rifle in the sky
    And says, "God if I have to die you will have to die"
    Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
    Quote Originally Posted by GovBot
    I like to wear skin from dead babies.
    The skyline was beautiful on fire
    All twisted metal stretching upwards
    Everything washed in a thin orange haze
    I said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful...
    These are truly the last days"
    You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
    Like a daydream or a fever...
    <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

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    my cock
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    If the Bible is wrong when it tells us it is infallible, then it contradicts itself. If it contradicts itself, then it is unreliable. If it is unreliable, then our faith is totally shattered and Christianity is a lie. You need to seriously reconsider your logic.

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    my middle finger?

    that wasn't very funny. but w/e.
    and by gatorade i mean beer.

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    Geez, how about "Nothing much"?

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    Fiscal irresponsibility.

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    *tell the person what im doing*

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    "The sky.", "Clouds, stars, the moon/sun, an airplane, and a few crows.", or the boring "Nothing much."
    Thinkabout it



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    The opposite of down.


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    I always reply "nada."

    “There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments, and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance—that principle is contempt prior to investigation.”

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    nothing much and stuff like that isn't exactly clever. i mean maybe it is to you, but meh.
    and by gatorade i mean beer.

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    Unemployment.
    Not so much funny as fact.
    No estoy yo por la labor
    De tirarles la primera piedra
    Si equivoco la ocasión
    Y las hallo labio a labio en el salón
    Ni siquiera me atrevería a toser
    Si no gusto
    Ya sé lo que hay que hacer
    Que con mis piedras
    Hacen ellas su pared
    ¿Quién detiene palomas al vuelo
    Volando a ras del suelo?
    Mujer contra mujer


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    "Your face."

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