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    Default My friend sent me a Fleshlight as a joke gift for Christmas


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    So my best friend and I decided to buy each other gifts with a 100 dollar limit. He bought me a Fleshlight and I got him Dead Rising 2. I am very tempted to use the Fleshlight because I heard it feels very good. Is it pathetic that I am using it? I am still a virgin at age 16.


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    Default Re: My friend sent me a Fleshlight as a joke gift for Christmas

    Why would it be pathetic? If it feels good, do it.

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    Default Re: My friend sent me a Fleshlight as a joke gift for Christmas

    I have to agree wiff the guy above me

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    Default Re: My friend sent me a Fleshlight as a joke gift for Christmas

    Obviously I have no use for a fleshlight, but as Marc said go for it. And hopefully he gets as much enjoyment out of the... ah who am I kidding. Fleshlight > DR2 in the long run

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    Default Re: My friend sent me a Fleshlight as a joke gift for Christmas

    haha agreed ^^

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    Default Re: My friend sent me a Fleshlight as a joke gift for Christmas

    Why would it be? It's masturbation, same as with your hand.
    Just follow the instructions.

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    Default Re: My friend sent me a Fleshlight as a joke gift for Christmas

    It's made for masturbation. Use it.
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    Default Re: My friend sent me a Fleshlight as a joke gift for Christmas

    I have two and they are great! It is even more fun with you have a girlfriend be in on some of the fun ;-). Just one thing though, do not ejaculate in them. Cleaning them up can be a bitch.

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    Default Re: My friend sent me a Fleshlight as a joke gift for Christmas

    Wow that's very cool use it, it's the same thing as masturbation and why being a virgin matters?

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    Default Re: My friend sent me a Fleshlight as a joke gift for Christmas

    i wish i had that kind of friend.....

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    Default Re: My friend sent me a Fleshlight as a joke gift for Christmas

    your lucky you got a fleshlight!! use it!!
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    Default Re: My friend sent me a Fleshlight as a joke gift for Christmas

    Go for it dude!
    And use a condom before putting your dick in there in order to prevent a cum mess
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    Default Re: My friend sent me a Fleshlight as a joke gift for Christmas

    Dude, i wish i had gotten a fleshlight for christmas! If i were you, i would totally try it out.

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    Default Re: My friend sent me a Fleshlight as a joke gift for Christmas

    I would accept Mark's imperative in this context

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    Default Re: My friend sent me a Fleshlight as a joke gift for Christmas

    DUDE use it, they're almost as good as the real thing, almost haha

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