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    Default What to say after sex....


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    So lately every time I have had sex, I get into one of those trances where I'm lying in my bad looking up not thinking about anything, and the girl is next to me. And then for some reason, every time the girl leans over and asks me "what are you thinking?" the real problem is that I am never really thinking about anything and when I say that they get mad.

    what should i say when this happens? i want the girls to feel appreciated.


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    Default Re: What to say after sex....

    You want girls to feel appreciated? Here what should happen.

    "What are thinking about?"

    "I'm thinking about you."

    See where that takes you.


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    Default Re: What to say after sex....

    "that was nice, now go make me a sandwich, i'm sleepy"

    alternatively

    "what are you thinking about?"

    "how amazing you are/how lucky i am to have you/what i did to deserve you/anything that ought to pop into your head automatically if you really like the person"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaden View Post
    "how amazing you are/how lucky i am to have you/what i did to deserve you/anything that ought to pop into your head automatically if you really like the person"
    Yeah infairness, that's what I always think.
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    But something along the lines to what Jaden said, or say just how much you love her, make her still feel wanted after the sex
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    Default Re: What to say after sex....

    i have to say id be thinking about her, the time we had, or if we are having sex, how much she means to me, or the stuff i was suppossed to study on the final tomorrow, going oshi-
    Yeah, I'm just that good

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    Default Re: What to say after sex....

    Quote Originally Posted by VXR View Post
    "Is it too late to tell you i have AIDS?"
    lmao you should do that, great way to break the ice...
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    Default Re: What to say after sex....

    How about "that was so great." or something obvious like that. and then flip the question back on them.
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    Default Re: What to say after sex....

    yeah its like they wanna know that stuff.... if ur honest she could get mad?? like say umm well i was zoned out for awhile...
    if u lie it can blow up in ur face!
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    Default Re: What to say after sex....

    Quote Originally Posted by Jason S View Post
    yeah its like they wanna know that stuff.... if ur honest she could get mad?? like say umm well i was zoned out for awhile...
    if u lie it can blow up in ur face!
    Yes, because you'll surely find yourself in a sticky mess then!
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    I thought it was impossible to actually swallow it..that much atleast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maverick View Post
    Yes, because you'll surely find yourself in a sticky mess then!
    Good job on turning every sentence into a sexual reference -_-
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    I'm pretty sure Alex (VXR) covered it. Then again, we could have expected Stephen to come marching in.
    Quote Originally Posted by ( . Y . ) View Post
    I thought it was impossible to actually swallow it..that much atleast.

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    Default Re: What to say after sex....

    This thread just SCREAMS sexual references, so I don't blame Jason much hehe

    Jaden covered it pretty much. If you do appreciate the girl at all, those kinds of things should be popping into your head.

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    Thanks, Alex.
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    I thought it was impossible to actually swallow it..that much atleast.

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